This is hilarious. A few weeks ago I was reading in Spin about how Corgan has been spending time onstage with the “Pumpkins” whining about how fans have deserted him, proclaiming at a show in December, “Last I checked, I’m nobody’s bitch.” But he clearly proved himself to be a Big Box bitch with the release of 2007’s awful Zeitgeist album. Not content to lick the boot of just one master, he revealed himself this week to be Ticketmaster’s bitch as well. Should’ve seen that coming, though, as Ticketmaster’s CEO, Irving Azoff, is also the Pumpkins’ manager. Read all about it here.